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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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