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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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