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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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