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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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