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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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