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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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