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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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