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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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