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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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