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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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