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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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