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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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