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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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