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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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