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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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