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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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