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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Squishy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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