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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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