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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Buddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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