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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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