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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rosie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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