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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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