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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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