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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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