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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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