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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rex eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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