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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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