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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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