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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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