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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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