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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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