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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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