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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Yoda eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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