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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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