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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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