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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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