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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jelly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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