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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jelly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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