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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Misty eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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