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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃
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