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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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