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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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