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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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