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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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