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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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