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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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