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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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