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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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