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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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