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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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