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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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