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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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