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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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