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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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