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Pet death

My step-auntie Cecilia had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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